News Rate

My second post:
How To Rate News -->
Level 1: Tiny Problem Only, no biggie.
Level 2: Nothing Big. Ohkay.
Level 3: Okay okay PROBLEM
Level 4: OOH Gossip News
Level 5: Medium News, Shocking!
Level 6: SHOCKER!!!!??? Beware
Level 7: Wad?! OMG Shock!
Level 8: OMG OMG OMFG OMFG REALLY!?!?!?
Level 9: AH OMG !! Emergancy (!)
Level 10: Call the FIRE ENGINE! THIS is BIG JUICY NEWS! GOD!!!
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